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A woman's 40th birthday is a big deal.

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Huge.

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It's the age at which you officially
become a MILF.

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At least, that's what I want for my
friend, Penny.

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We've been together ever since we met in
a Mommy and Me yoga class, like, 20

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years ago.

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And I adore her, but sometimes, to be
perfectly honest, she can be really

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fucking uptight.

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I've decided to fix that.

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Yes. Yes.

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You're a pretty princess for your
birthday.

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It's dorky. It's silly.

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It's silly.

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I mean, it's pretty, but I can't. It's
silly.

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It's just not for me.

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I'm ready to go.

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Oh, no, no.

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No, no, no.

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No. No, what no? What's wrong?

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To all of this. No to all of this.

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You're a MILF now. You have to dress a
little bit sexier.

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Well, okay, well, this is what I have,
so.

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Or is it?

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Ta -da!

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Um.

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What is it?

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Axel's latest cute little girlfriend had
this on, and it was so hot, so I asked

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her where she got it, and I bought one
for you.

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Ryan, I can't wear the same stuff that
your stepson's little girlfriend's wear.

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This is for, like, a college girl.

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No, it's not.

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I can't wear that. Come on.

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It's not enough.

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I'm going to be hanging out of this.

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That's kind of the idea.

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You're loose now!

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Okay, alright, alright. I will put it on
just for the night, okay?

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Oh, it's exciting!

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You're gonna look so good.

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Why does your stepson always date girls
that dress like sluts?

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What do you mean, slut?

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What? Nothing!

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So don't wear one.

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Oh.

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Dude, I can't believe you talked me into
this, man.

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We're not supposed to be here.

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Fine.

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What if our stepmoms find out?

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Dude, they're not going to find out.
They're out doing boring mom stuff.

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I just don't like lying to my mom, man.

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It's her birthday.

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That's a weird thing to say.

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What if they don't even let us into the
club, dude? We're barely 21.

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What about your girlfriend?

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Listen, this place is crawling with
cougars, and they all love to suck cock.

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What?

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Yeah, dude, they can't get enough of it.

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Really? Yes, when's the last time you
had a girl begging to pull your dick

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Where are we supposed to go, anyway?

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Look, I think it's this place.

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All the women are dressed so slutty.

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Oh, fuck.

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Yeah, imagine her on her knees begging
you to pull your dick out of your pants.

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That does sound pretty fun, dude.

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What sounds fun?

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What the... Mom?

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Oh, my God.

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Hi, sweetie. What are you doing here?

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Uh, me and Max were actually just about
to go to the club.

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Same.

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Hey, Maxie.

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Hi, Kaylee.

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No, no, I... No. No, I can't.

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Fuck,

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dude. I told you, bro. Fuck.

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I guess I better go calm her down and go
talk to Maxie. He seems stressed.

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Yeah. You look so good in this color.
Thank you. It matches my panties.

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Okay, I... I shouldn't be here. I
shouldn't be here. I should be at home

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husband, wearing something appropriate
for my age so that my son doesn't...

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stepson?

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Diane!

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What?

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I'll go talk to them.

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What are you going to say?

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I don't know. I'll calm Max down a
little bit. I'll scold Axel.

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I don't think you've ever even said no
to Axel. I can be very strict.

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No, no, no, no, dude. That was my mom.

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My mom.

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I know. She was busting out of that
dress. Honestly, I was bricked up.

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What the fuck, dude?

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Just saying.

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Oh.

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No, don't answer, dude.

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Hi, boys.

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I thought you were staying on campus
this weekend studying.

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Yeah, sorry about that, Mom.

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Max, are you okay, honey?

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No, I'm so fucking embarrassed.

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You're really just like your mother.

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Yeah, you want me to go check on her?

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No! Pervert, leave her alone.

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Max, why are you embarrassed?

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Because she was wearing that dress.

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She shouldn't be dressed like that.

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Like a slut?

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Ugh.

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Max, I dress like that.

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What?

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Does it bother you when I dress like
this? Nope.

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Do you mind that I dress like this?

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Miss Keely... Look, I'm trying to get

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your mom to loosen up a little bit.

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I think it would be good for her.

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I think it would be good for you, too.

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Don't you want your mom to feel good?

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Don't you want to feel good?

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I guess so.

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Be a good boy.

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Say yes.

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Yes.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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oh my god oh

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my

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god

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oh my god

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Is this you talking to the boys, Ryan?

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What? Is this you dealing with them?

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I guess. Oh, my God.

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Yes.

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I'm very scared now.

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Mommy left you.

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It's all her fault. She talked me into
this.

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It's for your own good.

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You're both of your own good.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh God,

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this is really nice.

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you're a dirty boy you're a bad
influence on my son

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Oh, wow.

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You look so humble.

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Give your mommy a birthday thank you.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Can you stretch out that type of thing?

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Oh, yeah, put that cock inside her.

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Yeah.

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Oh, that's so fucking pretty.

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Yeah, that's it. Oh, my God, sir.

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Oh, fuck.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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You know it wouldn't be a birthday
without party fever.

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Wait, what?

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It wouldn't be a birthday without party
fever.

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Where did you get that?

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Come here, mommy.

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Let's celebrate your birthday properly.

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Yeah.

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Number one mommy.

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Where's your mommy's hair at?

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Yes.

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Wow. I've never seen you like this.

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Happy birthday, sweetheart.

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Interesting stuff you have in here,
Ryan.

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No, you have them. Some interesting
things that you have in here.

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Stop.

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She said she wanted to loosen you up.

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I want you to stretch

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me

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out baby.

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I want you to stretch me out.

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Oh, fuck. That feels good.

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Oh, that feels really fucking good.

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You never say no to him, Ryan. You never
say no to him. You let him do whatever.

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No.

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Fuck,

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yes. Yes.

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Yes. Oh, my God, yes.

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It feels so good. It feels so good.

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Your pants are tight.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh,

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fuck.

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Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Yeah, give me a
fucking push. Uh -huh. Give me a fucking

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push. Uh -huh.

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Oh, look at this. Give me a come on.

191
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

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Give me some of your sweat, mama.

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Oh, fuck.

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I'm gonna fight this dirty. I'm gonna
fight this dirty. Oh, fuck.

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Yes.

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Yes. Yes.

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Oh,

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fuck.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh,

201
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this looks so good. Your holes look so
good.

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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, fuck.

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Oh,

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shit.

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You're such a bad influence, Ryan.

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You're such a bad influence.

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Look at what you made my boy do.

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I know.

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Oh, God.

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Look at him. He's never going to be the
same.

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You're welcome.

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He looks so much better, though.

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He looks so great.

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What is my husband going to say when
I...

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What is it, a bunny flop?

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He's not going to notice.

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He's not going to notice.

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Come

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here,

220
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Mom. I'm going to fuck you from the
back.

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Oh God, right there.

222
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I feel like we could've picked up some
guys who weren't, you know.

223
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I feel like we could've picked up some
guys who weren't, like, our sons.

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I'd say a bird in hand, but we've got
two in the bush.

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Oh my god!

226
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Don't do it. You saved that fucking
comment. It's her birthday.

227
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You saved that fucking comment.

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oh you're gonna come

229
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You were so good. And now I saw you
shoving your tongue at my ass and

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out my pussy.

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I thought you were a nice girl.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck, yeah.

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Oh,

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fuck.

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You don't have to tell them anything.
Give me your secret.

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That's really the best way.

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You don't want to be able to see it.

239
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:53,020
I knew I should have taken this trip
with my sister.

240
00:29:53,820 --> 00:29:56,820
This is awesome dude. This is fucking
dope for sure.

241
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,280
Oh, fuck, that is so hot.

242
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Oh, my God.

243
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,100
Oh, fuck.

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Fuck you.

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Oh, my God.

246
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,640
Oh, my God.

247
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:31,780
Oh, my God. Mom, you put it in your ass.

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Oh,

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fuck. It's her birthday. We have to give
her whatever she wants.

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Oh my God. Oh my God.

251
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Oh my God.

252
00:34:20,339 --> 00:34:24,960
oh my god oh my god you really loosened
her up

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Like a birthday thing, maybe?

254
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Fluffy, no.

255
00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:02,870
Okay. Oh, yeah, where's the birthday
cake?

256
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I think you're fucking it. What?

257
00:38:06,270 --> 00:38:07,310
Ryan, what are you doing?

258
00:38:08,070 --> 00:38:09,070
Ryan, what are you doing?

259
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Give me what you wanted.

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00:38:11,730 --> 00:38:12,730
Oh, yeah.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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that's the birthday cake.

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Happy birthday to you.

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Happy birthday to you.

267
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Happy birthday, dear Penny.

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Happy birthday to you.

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Yes.

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That's mommy.

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Thank you, Ryan, for loosening me up.

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Holy shit.

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Oh, my God.

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Well, this changes what I was going to
do for your birthday.

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Holy shit.

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Mom, your lips are pretty.

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You guys want to go to the club?

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I think the milks at home are better.